If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
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I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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