Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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