I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
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I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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