the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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