im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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