Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Randomize
