am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Randomize
