honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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