her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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