it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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