try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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