Buhtt sex?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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