there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
my poor anus
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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