Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
sarcasm needs its own font
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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