I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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