Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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