yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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