We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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