when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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