even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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