if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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