dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
Dude. She just shit herself.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?