The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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