I must be too annoying 4 u.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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