i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Even the bartender felt bad for me
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
The air was thick with penises
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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