I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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