Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
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I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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