At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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