Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
What did we do last night that was yellow?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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