If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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