Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Success! We fucked roommates!
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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