I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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