i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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