your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
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Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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