there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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