Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
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She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
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He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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