Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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