i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
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