Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
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