butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
they're like a gay fantastic four
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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