I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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