I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I stole a fireplace last night.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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