dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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