Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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