My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
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so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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