who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i think my mom watched the whole time
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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