i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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