weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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