If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
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She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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