But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Randomize
