if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Randomize
