i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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